Here's the next installment of Parson Giles' Essay on the "Detergent Church":Herewith is my last installment on why I believe the church is culpable for our cultural corruption and my top ten raucous remedies to help the church with its mad cow disease. My recommendations are:- Get men who dig being rowdy back in the pulpit.
- Could we have some sound doctrine, por favor?
Preach scary sermons (at least every fourth one).Get rid of 99.9% of "Christian" TV.Quit trying to be relevant and instead become prophetic contrarians, I'm talking contra mundus, mama! Put a 10-year moratorium on "God wants you rich" sermons (yeah, that's what we need to hear nowadays, you morons, more sermons about money, money, money!). Embrace apologetics and shun shallow faith. Evangelize like it's 1999. Push lazy Christians to get a life or join a Satanic Church. Demand that if a Christian gets involved in the arts that their "craft" must scream excellence and not excrement. The entire article can be read here:
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This is an exelent post. Just poking around here a little bit. Great Blog. I was thinking about a post titled "one thousand Bilical sermons that will not upset the heretic."
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